"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
"But I can’t make lemonade unless life gives me water and sugar too"
You are entirely missing the point.
It is up to you to go get that. Take what you have available to you and make it something better. Because, reality check, life doesn’t hand you all your granted wishes on a silver platter. Life is an open hand on which you are so fortunately given the opportunity to place that silver platter. You know, after you go get it.
So, I literally beg of you, stop trying to be witty and just go get it.
Go get the water and the sugar to make your lemonade. And one day when you finally earn that silver platter, you know what you’re going to find? A nice cool glass of lemonade.